The 1000-word Silm!

Meitian
Moriquendi

She who is only mildly insane

Posts: 17

The 1000-word Silm! Nov 24, 2004 21:00:31 GMT -5

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Post by Meitian on Nov 24, 2004 21:00:31 GMT -5

www.livejournal.com/users/camwyn/328358.html

Anyone else read this? And if you haven't, you should.

A guaranteed laugh. Includes such lines as:

ILUVATAR: Ahem.
AINUR: Wow! Existence!

and:

SAURON: Bwa ha ha!
LAST ALLIANCE OF ELVES AND MEN: Push off.
SAURON: Make me.
ISILDUR: Whack.
SAURON: Ow.

Morgoth wasn’t quite sure which part of the vision had horrified him most, though: the one that showed him eventually marrying Nienna, or the one that had showed him eventually sitting around with Manwë and laughing about Fëanor’s "antics."

Chronicler Eru Posts: 97	The 1000-word Silm! Nov 24, 2004 22:31:41 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Chronicler on Nov 24, 2004 22:31:41 GMT -5 reads, dies laughing, is resurrected, and dies laughing again ;D That's great, Meitian! Thanks for finding it! ~ Chronicler ~
	In the beginning Eru, the One, who in the Elvish tongue is named Ilúvatar, made the Ainur of his thought; and they made a great Music before him.

Huinesoron Maia Lord of the Breath of Arda Posts: 287	The 1000-word Silm! Nov 25, 2004 6:43:23 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Huinesoron on Nov 25, 2004 6:43:23 GMT -5 'GONDORIANS: change calendar' Yep, that's what they're there for, all right.
	~He came never back among the people of the Elves~

RoseCotton Moriquendi I won't grow up! Posts: 10	The 1000-word Silm! Dec 20, 2004 16:28:05 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by RoseCotton on Dec 20, 2004 16:28:05 GMT -5 BEREN: Ooo! Pretty elf lady! THINGOL: You can have her if you ... BRING ME A SHINY! Laughs forever
	"You can drink your fancy ales. You can drink them by the flagon. But the only brew for the brave and true, come from that Green Dragon" "The closer we are to danger, the further we are from harm" (now who can argue with that logic?) SAMWISE ROCKS!

Elennar
Journyer

...for the world's more full of weeping than you can understand...

Posts: 50

The 1000-word Silm! Dec 20, 2004 22:56:07 GMT -5

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Post by Elennar on Dec 20, 2004 22:56:07 GMT -5

FEANOR: No! MY SHINIES! MINE!

MELKOR: Got the shinies!
UNGOLIANT: Not enough shiny. Want more shiny!
MELKOR: You can't have 'em.
UNGOLIANT: Grar.
MELKOR: Eeek! *runs*
FEANOR AND SONS: We're gettin' our shinies back. And YOU CAN'T HAVE 'EM, Valar!
MELKOR/MORGOTH: No you're not. *stabbity fiery burny death*

NUMENOR: SPLOOSH.

RING: *melts*
SAURON: AUGH!
MORDOR: BOOM.
GONDORIANS: *change calendar*
ELROND, GALADRIEL: Road trip!

ELENNAR: *giggles insanely*

As you turned to go I heard you call my name,
like a bird in a cage spreading its wings to fly.
"The old ways are lost," you sang as you flew, and I wondered why.
The thundering waves are calling me home to you...
The pounding sea is calling me home to you...

Elianna Journyer Isn't Eldarion adorable! Posts: 46	The 1000-word Silm! Feb 10, 2005 20:28:26 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Elianna on Feb 10, 2005 20:28:26 GMT -5 Valar: Hey Edain thanks for helpingwith Melkor. Have an island! ;D
	Descarte went into a Starbucks and drank his coffee. The waitress came up and asked him if he wanted more. He replied, "I think not." And POOF he disappeared.

Ka Maia L?rien, Master of Dreams I swear, I can't keep elves out of my garden! Posts: 59	The 1000-word Silm! Mar 16, 2005 0:02:23 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Ka on Mar 16, 2005 0:02:23 GMT -5 IRMO: I have gardens. They call me Lorien. Lovely line... Absolutely. ;D
	Farther west than west, beyond the land, my people are dancing on the other wind. ~The woman of Kemay

Morgul
Moriquendi

Posts: 13

The 1000-word Silm! May 12, 2005 6:56:25 GMT -5

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Post by Morgul on May 12, 2005 6:56:25 GMT -5

THINGOL: Got the shiny?
BEREN: 's in my hand.
THINGOL: And?
BEREN: Hand's not here.

This sums up why, exactly, I love that part of the Silm!

VALAR: Don't come looking for us.

And this sums up why I should not spend too much time at GAFF. Bad brain, no cookie!

AR-PHARAZON: Shaddap, woman. Sauron, j00 suxx0r! I 0wnz0r j00!
SAURON: Okay.

Morgul: *thwaps Ar-Pharazon with a dictionary* PWNED!!!!!

hiddenvalor
Seabound

No living man am I.

Posts: 117

The 1000-word Silm! May 6, 2008 12:37:59 GMT -5

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Post by hiddenvalor on May 6, 2008 12:37:59 GMT -5

MELKOR: This sucks. BUM BUM BA DUM!
AINUR: Um. . . la?
ILUVATAR: Ahem. LA!
MELKOR: Boop bop-a-doo-bop!
ILUVATAR: LA, dammit.
MELKOR: Bwam bardle ningle boom.
AINUR: . . .
ILUVATAR: Right, you're out of the band

Oh my...that was great. A much-needed break from the grind of finals' week.

Valor hidden is character-driven.

"Beyond the Circles of the World you shall not persue those who refuse you." --Hurin to Morgoth upon Thangorodrim

"We are Rangers. We walk in the dark places no others will enter.
We stand on the bridge, and no one may pass.
We live for the One, we die for the One." -- Anla'shok creed

Chronicler Eru Posts: 97	The 1000-word Silm! May 8, 2008 23:24:17 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Chronicler on May 8, 2008 23:24:17 GMT -5 May 6, 2008 12:37:59 GMT -5 hiddenvalor said: A much-needed break from the grind of finals' week. Argh. A pox on finals week. stabs it with much stabbity Hope you do well, anyway. ^^ ~ Chronicler ~
	In the beginning Eru, the One, who in the Elvish tongue is named Ilúvatar, made the Ainur of his thought; and they made a great Music before him.

hiddenvalor
Seabound

No living man am I.

Posts: 117

The 1000-word Silm! May 8, 2008 23:43:38 GMT -5

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Post by hiddenvalor on May 8, 2008 23:43:38 GMT -5

Thanks. I got lucky this semester with *somewhat* easy finals. My Modern History final kinda got me a little worried. Honestly, I know more about the history of Middle-earth than I do about the United States...kinda sad really...but I'm proud of it.

"stabbity"? Oh boy...I like you already.

Valor hidden is character-driven.

"Beyond the Circles of the World you shall not persue those who refuse you." --Hurin to Morgoth upon Thangorodrim

"We are Rangers. We walk in the dark places no others will enter.
We stand on the bridge, and no one may pass.
We live for the One, we die for the One." -- Anla'shok creed

Post by Meitian on Nov 24, 2004 21:00:31 GMT -5

Post by Chronicler on Nov 24, 2004 22:31:41 GMT -5

Post by Huinesoron on Nov 25, 2004 6:43:23 GMT -5

Post by RoseCotton on Dec 20, 2004 16:28:05 GMT -5

Post by Elennar on Dec 20, 2004 22:56:07 GMT -5

Post by Elianna on Feb 10, 2005 20:28:26 GMT -5

Post by Ka on Mar 16, 2005 0:02:23 GMT -5

Post by Morgul on May 12, 2005 6:56:25 GMT -5

Post by hiddenvalor on May 6, 2008 12:37:59 GMT -5

Post by Chronicler on May 8, 2008 23:24:17 GMT -5

Post by hiddenvalor on May 8, 2008 23:43:38 GMT -5