Anyone else read this? And if you haven't, you should. A guaranteed laugh. Includes such lines as:
ILUVATAR: Ahem. AINUR: Wow! Existence!
SAURON: Bwa ha ha! LAST ALLIANCE OF ELVES AND MEN: Push off. SAURON: Make me. ISILDUR: Whack. SAURON: Ow.
Morgoth wasn’t quite sure which part of the vision had horrified him most, though: the one that showed him eventually marrying Nienna, or the one that had showed him eventually sitting around with Manwë and laughing about Fëanor’s "antics."
Post by RoseCotton on Dec 20, 2004 16:28:05 GMT -5
BEREN: Ooo! Pretty elf lady! THINGOL: You can have her if you ... BRING ME A SHINY!
"You can drink your fancy ales. You can drink them by the flagon. But the only brew for the brave and true, come from that Green Dragon" "The closer we are to danger, the further we are from harm" (now who can argue with that logic?) SAMWISE ROCKS!
MELKOR: Got the shinies! UNGOLIANT: Not enough shiny. Want more shiny! MELKOR: You can't have 'em. UNGOLIANT: Grar. MELKOR: Eeek! *runs* FEANOR AND SONS: We're gettin' our shinies back. And YOU CAN'T HAVE 'EM, Valar! MELKOR/MORGOTH: No you're not. *stabbity fiery burny death*
As you turned to go I heard you call my name, like a bird in a cage spreading its wings to fly. "The old ways are lost," you sang as you flew, and I wondered why. The thundering waves are calling me home to you... The pounding sea is calling me home to you...
Post by hiddenvalor on May 8, 2008 23:43:38 GMT -5
Thanks. I got lucky this semester with *somewhat* easy finals. My Modern History final kinda got me a little worried. Honestly, I know more about the history of Middle-earth than I do about the United States...kinda sad really...but I'm proud of it.
"stabbity"? Oh boy...I like you already.
Valor hidden is character-driven.
"Beyond the Circles of the World you shall not persue those who refuse you." --Hurin to Morgoth upon Thangorodrim
"We are Rangers. We walk in the dark places no others will enter. We stand on the bridge, and no one may pass. We live for the One, we die for the One." -- Anla'shok creed